The morning glared through the glassy windows of my class. The form teacher is sitting there, her eyes shifting from left to right. I sat there, tapping the plastic table with my wooden pencil. Sharine sat beside of me, one of her hands on her notepad while Kalai sat infront of me, drinking water and Mel, who is emitting alot of stressed vibes from behind of me.
"Anda boleh bermula kertas sekarang." Said the teacher sarcastically. We're taking our english papers. And you all know what that means. What? You don't? Well its this time where the smell of A1 answers attracts your classmates. I noticed they were sitting far from me during physics, but for english its so close you could literally whack one of their heads with a plastic bottle without overstretching your arms.
Everyone around me kept asking questions, I felt vulnerable, like a cornered animal about to be slaughtered. Well except this time its just three of your bestfriends using you, but still. Heres a dialogue on what happened:
Me [ thinking to self ]: Oh wow, Sonnet 18. This is gonna be a piece of cake!
Sharine: Psst! Jooohn ..
Me: Yeah?
Sharine: What is the answer for question number two?
Me: Deeeeeee.
Sharine: Okay thanks.
15 minutes later.
Kalai:Psst! John!
Me: What?
Kalai: What is the meaning of fairness?
Me: [ slaps head ] Beauty.
Kalai: Okay thanks.
14 minutes and 33 seconds later.
Mel: PSSST! Jooohn!
Me: Yes, mel?
Mel: What is 'semasa' and 'berkesan' in english?
Me: While and effective.
Mel: Okay thanks.
Just when you thought they are satisfied? NOOOOOO. You have never been more wrong in your life, bub.
Five minutes before exam papers is over.
Sharine: Jooooohn ..
Me: -ignores-
Sharine: Jooooohn! Pssst! Joooooohn!
Me: -still ignoring-
Sharine: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN. -throws eraser-
Me: OW -rubbing head- WHAT?!
Sharine: How to do the sonnet 18 part ..
Me: WHAT?! Its already been an hour and a half and you still haven't done that yet ..
Sharine: Yeah but .. -interrupted-
Kalai: Psst! What's RVSP? Its in section A.
Me: Huh? What?
Kalai: RVSP laaah .. -interrupted-
Mel: Joooooohn! PSST! How to do summary?!
Fazlinda: Psst! Number six.
Aliff: John, apa jawapan section B? Yang buku tu ..
Me: Teacher can I go to the bathroom please ..
Sharine,Kalai,Mel: NO! Your staying right here or ELSE!
Pn.Mariam: Yeah okay John the tag is on the table infront.
Me: -flees-
Sharine,Kalai,Mel: I am meeeeeeelttiiiiiing ... ahhhhhh. [ Okay maybe this wasn't true but they did sighed as I walked out =) ]
So what thats pratically what happened today during the english papers. It was quite easy actually but the summary is very time-consuming. Either way, it was a good day, atleast I didn't get headache for staying up late, haha.
WELCOME.
P O E M S
place where I put my poems.
Bloodlust
Walking through the hard rocking ground,
Snifing through the air like a grey hound,
Hunger drives the animal through,
It is waiting for an unlucky fool,
The scent of the unfortunate prey is near,
The prey should be trembling in fear,
As the moon arises to the sky,
Red-shot eyes that petrifies,
Edged-sharp teeth is revealed,
The fur of the animal is concealed,
As it lies in wait for the right leap,
It jumps so high it lands a few feet,
Its teeth puncturing deep into the flesh,
Swirling, twisting, gushing and slash,
And at last the prey has died,
A tasty meal keeps the hunger satisfied.
© 2008 All copyright of the poems above belongs to me, and me only. So no dirty-fingers please. :DD
Y O U T U B E L O V E
one boy, two personalities.
=DDDDD
H I M S E L F
me myself and i :D
!Hullo. My name's John and umm, I own this blog? o_O I don't know what to write here, so I m just going to do a general introduction. I am sixteen years old, my birthday is on september 30 ( at the end of the equinox ), I absolutely adore dark poetry and basically any story that revolves around a suitable fantasy. I have the craziest friends ever, a naruto-obsessed zombie that goes by the name of Andrew, Kalai the only sane person in our group, Sharine the girl with issues with cookies and dieting and Mel the gossip girl of five-bee. So I guess thats it?
RANDOM FACTS
i m totally weird.
ONE I am allergic to caffeine. If I get even a sip or scent, I'll have a deep migraine and faint. TWO I ish left-handed! And its the natural-kind too. Even though I think differently from most people that are right-handed ( which is pretty cool ;D ) I cant help but admit that I m clumsy as heck. Also its hard when people ask you to break down information, lefties cant do that, they can only form information then find a pattern. THREE I am aquaphobic, it means I m afraid of being in a large mass of water, chyeah. FOUR I am a very superstitous-person. Its normal for me to believe in dark matter and other worldly energies. FIVE I am absolutely freaked out by any bug that eats plants. Its true, honest. I'll die of a heart attack when I m near a cockroach or a grasshopper, but I am fine with spiders. Infact I adore black widows and tarantulas :D SIX I love rainy-days. :D SEVEN I hate listing out long lists, so yeah this is cold-hard evidence ;)
T O D O L I S T
this should be useful.
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D E D I C A T I O N S
to the people and things that i appreciate.
My dogs. ( Girly && Cohen )
Why? : Because they keep me accompany when i m down :(
Pn. Mariam. ( My biology teacher, no surprise right? )
Why? : For being so patient and sweet to us :DDD!
* Will add more in the future *
Psst!
10:07 AM - Tuesday, September 16, 2008
F L A S H B A C K
just incase you want to see my old posts.
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
S L A V E S
obey meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Lemon-king.
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Paulineeee.
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Steven.
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Other slaves.
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Other slaves.
