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Bloodlust

Walking through the hard rocking ground,
Snifing through the air like a grey hound,
Hunger drives the animal through,
It is waiting for an unlucky fool,

The scent of the unfortunate prey is near,
The prey should be trembling in fear,
As the moon arises to the sky,
Red-shot eyes that petrifies,
Edged-sharp teeth is revealed,
The fur of the animal is concealed,

As it lies in wait for the right leap,
It jumps so high it lands a few feet,
Its teeth puncturing deep into the flesh,
Swirling, twisting, gushing and slash,
And at last the prey has died,
A tasty meal keeps the hunger satisfied.

© 2008 All copyright of the poems above belongs to me, and me only. So no dirty-fingers please. :DD

Y O U T U B E L O V E

one boy, two personalities.

=DDDDD

H I M S E L F

me myself and i :D

!Hullo. My name's John and umm, I own this blog? o_O I don't know what to write here, so I m just going to do a general introduction. I am sixteen years old, my birthday is on september 30 ( at the end of the equinox ), I absolutely adore dark poetry and basically any story that revolves around a suitable fantasy. I have the craziest friends ever, a naruto-obsessed zombie that goes by the name of Andrew, Kalai the only sane person in our group, Sharine the girl with issues with cookies and dieting and Mel the gossip girl of five-bee. So I guess thats it?

RANDOM FACTS

i m totally weird.

ONE I am allergic to caffeine. If I get even a sip or scent, I'll have a deep migraine and faint. TWO I ish left-handed! And its the natural-kind too. Even though I think differently from most people that are right-handed ( which is pretty cool ;D ) I cant help but admit that I m clumsy as heck. Also its hard when people ask you to break down information, lefties cant do that, they can only form information then find a pattern. THREE I am aquaphobic, it means I m afraid of being in a large mass of water, chyeah. FOUR I am a very superstitous-person. Its normal for me to believe in dark matter and other worldly energies. FIVE I am absolutely freaked out by any bug that eats plants. Its true, honest. I'll die of a heart attack when I m near a cockroach or a grasshopper, but I am fine with spiders. Infact I adore black widows and tarantulas :D SIX I love rainy-days. :D SEVEN I hate listing out long lists, so yeah this is cold-hard evidence ;)

T O D O L I S T

this should be useful.

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D E D I C A T I O N S

to the people and things that i appreciate.

My dogs. ( Girly && Cohen )

Why? : Because they keep me accompany when i m down :(

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Pn. Mariam. ( My biology teacher, no surprise right? )

Why? : For being so patient and sweet to us :DDD!

* Will add more in the future *

But I don't want to be fat D:

8:39 PM - Monday, October 27, 2008

If you've spent a dinner with a chinese family you would know what I mean. The parents ( usually the mother ) would force their kids to eat their meals so they can grow up to be 'big' and 'strong'. Well my parents took that to a COMPLETLY NEW LEVEL.

Seeing as how their son isn't growing according to plan. And by plan I mean being a couch potato while watching Starsports and getting a girlfriend while acknowledging me that underage pregnancy is bad. But because I don't do any of these stuff ( perhaps they feel angry at the fact they can't acknowledge me about underaged pregnancy ) I "failed" their plan.

Seeing as how they can't force me to get a girlfriend because I'm not 'boyfriend material' ( Yes, the truth can be ugly sometimes T___T ), they resumed to making me unskinny. And by this I mean whenever I say the words, " I feel like eating ..", they would feed me whatever I want.

Now to some this might seem like a paradise, but its NOT. Trust me, I only eat like 2 meals a day. Breakfast and dinner. But this is ridiculous! I'm eating like 4 meals a day now. Can't they see their son is fine just the way and size he is? Infact like 70% of the population or was it 30% .. is fat.

So yeah the following pictures are not for the faint-hearted. And if you DO die, I lay no claim or responsibility to your death and your insurance company will not get a single penny from me even if they kidnapped my ~~wife~~ Biology textbook.

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Chicken rice in the morning to replenish proteins.
How sneaky.

Varied food for dinner,
to tease my tastebuds, how dispicable!

The reknowned birthday cake!
I suspect my parents discussed this with my friends -.-

"Extra" cheesy spaghetti when we go to
mid vally, Mom? I knew I couldn't trust you!

This abomination will get me obese in no time!

Sprinkling chocolate sprinkles ain't gonna
make me lose my resistance, Dad!

Mcdonalds for me when its like 3:08 AM? ( 24 hours delivery)
Curse youuuuuu!

NO PLEASE, NOT THE ROTI TELUR! PLEASE,
I BEG OF YOU! HAVE MERCYYYYYYYY!

So yeah the horrible and obscene pictures you just seen is a compellation of all the food I ate last week from Monday to Thursday. I'm glad my body is still strong and theres no signs of flabs! The, "giving Cohen the food to eat because shes giving me the doggy eyes and not because I don't want to eat your food because I despise you" plan really works!

So yes, pray for me not to become obese in the future. PRAY HARD!
My parents can be anywhere now .. buying for me Mcdonalds probably.

Watch out.

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F L A S H B A C K

just incase you want to see my old posts.

July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008

S L A V E S

obey meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Lemon-king.
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Paulineeee.
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Steven.
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Other slaves.
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Other slaves.

C R E D I T S

the idiot who spent forever on this skin

this skin is proudly brought to you by Dancing Sheep

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