So I took the candy. Chyeah. And ate 7 balls of white minty candeeeeh. Ohyeah. Tastes yum. Infact, it tastes so yum that I swallowed every single one of it. And after Louis sent me a SMS saying how good of a friend I am with a poem ( That he probably didn't write, but it was still sweet =D ), I took the box, and oh my freaking prada-wearing gawd. It said, "full fresh mentos chewing GUM".
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: So as the myth goes, the gum would stick in my stomach for seven years. Oh the joy we'll have together, gum. We'll go through National service together, we'll get into college, possibly get my first driving license and marry someone while you peeve through my belly button. I think I'll name you Lenny the piece of undigested gum.





